[The Caucasian Chalk Circle, cast singing]

[Jimmy Porter] Oh, why do I do this every Sunday?
Even the book reviews seem to be the same as last weeks. Different books same reviews.
Have you finished that one yet?

[Cliff Lewis] Not yet.

[Jimmy Porter] I’ve just read three whole columns on the English novel, half of it’s in French. Do the Sunday papers make you feel ignorant?

[Cliff Lewis] No, no

[Jimmy Porter] Well you are ignorant, you’re just a peasant.
What about you? You’re not a peasant are ya?

[Alison Porter] What’s that?

[Jimmy Porter] Do the papers make you feel like you’re not so brilliant after all?

[Alison Porter] I haven’t read them yet.

[Jimmy Porter] Well, I didn’t ask you that, I said…

[Cliff Lewis] Leave the poor girlie alone, she’s busy…

[Jimmy Porter] She can talk can’t she?
You can talk, can’t ya? You can express an opinion or does the white woman’s burden make it impossible to think?

[Alison Porter] I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening properly.

[Jimmy Porter] Nah, you bet you weren’t listening, old Porter talks and everyone turns over and goes to sleep.

[Cast of Three Hours after Marriage]

[Cast of The Second Mrs Kong]

[Sphinx] When people ask me what I do I say “I’m a sphinx”…and they say “how exciting”, but it isn’t. Nobody ever comes here but the dead and that is boring. All those boring dead.

[INFRA performance (dance)]

[Humble Boy - play]

[Felix Humble] The bees have gone.

[Mercy Lott] Yes dear, will you come in now?

[Felix Humble] They took the bees away, I saw them.

[Mercy Lott] Your mother isn’t cross she just wants you to come in.

[Felix Humble] There were four of them, beekeepers, all in white.

[Mercy Lott] I’m sure if you just say a little sorry to her.

[Felix Humble] They were like astronauts…

[Mercy Lott] Did they…

[Felix Humble] …or cosmonauts, depending…

[Mercy Lott] …on what dear?

[Felix Humble] …if we were in Russia

[Mercy Lott] Is it still called Russia, Russia?

[Felix Humble] What?

[Mercy Lott] Russia is it still called Russia?
I can’t keep track?
Anyway, your mother’s waiting inside for you.

[Felix Humble] What do you call a group of beekeepers?

[Mercy Lott] Is this a joke, cause I’m not really good with jokes?

[Felix Humble] No, what’s the word, like a flock of sheep, a herd of cows, a pack of dogs, an exaltation of larks.

[Mercy Lott] Oh, is it really…an exaltation of larks.

[Felix Humble] Miserable beekeepers.

[The Dresser – play]

[Sir] Can this cockpit hold the vasty fields of France? Men should be what they seem, Macbeth shall sleep no more. I’ve lived long enough.

[Norman] Now look what you’ve gone and done. Out, go out, you caught it from the Scots tragedy.

[Sir] Did I? Mac, the Christ.

[Norman] Turn around three times, knock…come in…swear.

[Sir] Piss-pot.

[Hamlet - play]

[Hamlet] To be or not to be, that is the question.

[Twelfth Night - play]

[Malvolio] To be Count Malvolio.

[Henry IV Part I - play]

[Othello - play]

[Othello] Perdition catch my soul but I do love thee.
When I love thee not, chaos is come again.

[King Lear – play]

[King Lear] Get thee glass eyes and like a scurvy politician, seem to see the things thou dost not. Now, now, now.

[A Midsummer Night’s Dream – play]

[Oberon] I’ll met by moonlight, proud Titania.

[Titania] What, jealous Oberon!

[A Midsummer Night’s Dream – play]

[The Street of Crocodiles– play]

[Shockheaded Peter– play]

[Billy Elliot– musical]

[John Gabriel Borkman – musical]

[Flesh Fly – musical]

[Aladdin – musical]

[EQUUS – musical]

[King Lear – musical]